Look at my child.  No matter what I have him get dressed in, this is what he ends up looking by days end.  I don't even notice the hat anymore, until I notice others looking curiously at him. 
 
Ironically, this is a boy that has been begging us to take him to the snow.  He just wants to go "tobogganing in the snow."    




Well my half-naked child...this is the closest your going to get.